Showing posts with label non-raptor JP thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label non-raptor JP thoughts. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 4, 2023

Stem-birds by any other name

[Spoilers for the Jurassic Park novel, and JP1-3, JW, and JWFK movies - none for Dominion because I still haven't watched it, and if any of this post contradicts its events, please don't tell me in too much detail]


The last I checked the JP fandom wiki refers to the T. rex family from TLW as "buck" (the adult male), "doe" (the adult female), and "fawn" (the juvenile) on the animals' pages. Things written on fan-maintained wikis aren't automatically canon, of course, and it is also mentioned on the wiki itself that this isn't necessarily official terminology, but I find interesting where this terminology came from, and what the things some of the characters in-universe call the animals says about how they see them.

Sunday, March 20, 2022

Whose eggs?

(Jurassic Park movie and Jurassic Park: The Game spoilers)

A new surprise contender enters the list of candidates for what dinosaur's eggs do Dr. Grant, Lex, and Tim find in Jurassic Park. Velociraptor? Gallimimus? There are arguments for both. But we don't see exactly how far from the tree they slept in they are when they stumble upon the nest, or how many fences they may have crossed along the way, i.e. what paddock they're in. Topps' comic adaptation of the movie takes a lot less ambiguous approach (my copy is in Finnish, but the dialogue is not much different from the movie's, and you can find an English version at the JP wiki):

The nest is under that very tree.
Given that the characters were just woken up by Brachiosaurus like in the movie, that would mean they're still in the Brachiosaurus enclosure. Is that whose eggs those are?

Sunday, January 9, 2022

Jurassic Park and Jurassic World scientific name thoughts

[spoilers for JP/JW movies out so far, as well as for Camp Cretaceous, and a tiny bit for the novels]

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Zoos aren't bad, Jurassic Park and Jurassic World were bad zoos

(Spoilers for the movies, mostly JP1 and JW1)

Ray Arnold: We have all the problems of a major theme park and a major zoo, and the computers aren't even on their feet yet.

Friday, January 22, 2021

Collision, pages 20&21

Comic can be found here at my site (all pages in one), and here at deviantart (link to gallery folder that also contains all pages).

(Warning for mostly obscured dead animal on both pages, but no visible blood)

These are the last two pages of the comic.

Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Dinosaur tranquilizing thoughts

(spoilers for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, and The Lost World: Jurassic Park. TW: needles)

I've seen a few people express confusion about how Rexy was captured during Isla Nublar's evacuation - how did they get her in the cage when she's obviously not even tranquilized since she's making noise? That part was never all that confusing to me (where exactly did they capture her, though, and where did she go after crushing that poor Carnotaurus? Where was she when the pyroclastic flow Owen was apparently immune to reached the cliff? Who knows).

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

What's your favorite Jurassic Park scene

A question surely asked at every good introductions conversation, along with favorite dinosaur (mine's the Troodon/Stenonychosaurus/Latenivenatrix tangle). For each movie from the original trilogy separately, these are my picks. Not ranking them against each other or anything, but here are some thoughts on their merits to me. Naturally, the post contains spoilers for these movies in case you haven't seen them.

Jurassic Park

The answer is too obvious, so to not make things too easy for myself, I'm disqualifying both the raptors in the kitchen and the T. rex escape. They're great, but there are a lot of great scenes in this movie. Such as:

Monday, April 6, 2020

JP/W and misc dinosaur FRM

Frequently Resurfacing Misconceptions, that is. If you didn't know these, don't feel bad about it, I didn't know some of this until very recently, either, and misinformation is often spread more widely and easier to come across without actively searching than facts are. I'm also neither a scientist nor affiliated with the JP/W franchise, so if I get something wrong after all, please feel free to correct me so I don't contribute to that misinformation.

(Spoilers for all JP/W movies out by now, and miscellaneous other JP/W media)

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Damnit, Billy

[spoilers for mostly Jurassic Park 3, some for The Lost World: Jurassic Park, and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom]

Billy: I was photographing the nest.

Actually, was he? Billy lies to Dr. Grant by omission about having taken two eggs from the raptor nests they stumbled upon, but what he says he was doing instead is a good lie. Why would he not have taken photos? ...Why did it not occur to anyone, possibly up until that lie, that they should photograph the nest while they're already there? Maybe Billy was the only one with a camera, and certainly getting out of the raptors' territory as quickly as they could was a good idea, Billy splitting from the group while in raptor territory being a lot less of a good idea, but... just a couple of snapshots on their way out? And did he actually take any in addition to stealing the eggs?

Monday, July 29, 2019

Schrödinger's JP Dilophosaurus maturity

(Spoilers for the Jurassic Park/World movies, Jurassic Park: The Game, and various other JP/W media)

Though it must be frustrating in terms of getting people educated on the actual science on the the actual animals, since movies like Jurassic Park and its sequels play such a big part in the idea the general public has of dinosaurs, I think it's also kind of neat the franchise has basically made its own version of the Dilophosaurus and then just run with it. The frill and the spitting venom are completely made up traits (venom for the novel already, and the frill added for the movie). Yet it’s what the JP Dilos are best remembered for, often even referred to as simply “spitters”. The frill and the venom are still there in 2018 in JW Evolution, as are the same vocalizations heard in the first movie (and very briefly in the opening scene of Fallen Kingdom) as well as their being smaller than real Dilophosaurs would have been.

Peekaboo!

The one that killed Nedry looks even tinier, and I always kind of assumed that she might have been still a juvenile. Whether that is the case has rather conflicting evidence throughout the franchise.

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

A good scene

Originally posted to tumblr on December 2018. Reposted here for archiving of posts I want to keep.

Zia: Look at that.
Zia: Never thought I'd see one in real life.
Zia: She's beautiful.

Bi ladies holding lesbians while tearing up about dinosaurs together and also ladies looking at ladies like they’re even more beautiful than dinosaurs. Now, if only we had gotten a confirmation in the movie itself about at least Zia being a lesbian because interview-reveals don't count as representation, but for the first scene in the whole movie series that passes the Bechdel–Wallace test, not a bad way to go about it.

Saturday, May 11, 2019

Baryonyx scene in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Originally posted to tumblr on March 25 and 29 2019. Reposted here for archiving of posts I want to keep.

(Spoilers for the movie, obviously)

One of Fallen Kingdom’s biggest flaws to me is some of the dinosaurs’ behavior during the volcanic eruption. Why are they bothering to attack the humans or each other when there’s a basically-apocalypse to run from? I think the Carnotaurus and Sinoceratops probably don’t have much of an excuse other than to get a cool shot of Rexy roaring (an aim not devoid of merit, admittedly, it was a cool shot), but I’ve heard some kind-of plausible ones for the Baryonyx.

One is that life had not been easy for it out of containment and it was starving, and Claire and Franklin were the first snack it had come across in a long time. Fair enough, the Baryonyx doesn’t look like it’s in very good health and does look pretty skinny. Still, you’d think its survival instinct would be more focused on the lava and finding a way out. If that’s its order of priorities it should probably have died already a long time ago. Another is that, well, it’s attacking senselessly, behaving like a rabid animal, right? Maybe it actually does have rabies. I feel like that should have been in some way established better, though, if that’s what the filmmakers were going for. A mention earlier of a rabies epidemic on the island they should watch out for, or just one of Claire and Franklin saying so during the scene itself, maybe.

As exciting an action scene as it makes, I think a better direction to go in would have been to have the Baryonyx not be hostile towards the humans at all, and barely even pay attention to them, as all three focus on trying to get out of the bunker alive before it’s buried in lava (which you’d think would be an effective enough threat on its own). It’s just an animal, after all, not a monster, right? That would have been an excellent way of conveying that message.

I guess if I’m going to try to explain what did happen in the movie, though, maybe attacking the humans, in the Baryonyx’s understanding of the situation, did equal trying to get out of the bunker? Baryonyx were created already for the first park, though not brought to Isla Nublar before humans left both islands. The movies don’t confirm whether the original part-frog population or its descendants could be among the Baryonyx of Jurassic World, but going by the Blue VR game featuring a Baryonyx nest with eggs, I’d say it’s likely. So potentially this Baryonyx could have lived through growing up in captivity on Sorna (or not, if it’s from a later generation, but I guess its unhealthy appearance could also just be caused by old age), the conditions on Sorna getting less and less survivable, humans suddenly showing up soon after and recapturing it, living in captivity in JW, and now its environment getting difficult to live in again, and wouldn’t you know, humans show up. Maybe it’s just used to a lot about the world around it being controlled by humans, so lava pouring into the tunnel it’s in? Might as well be humans’ doing. Maybe if it kills the humans all that will stop.

..

I just rewatched the scene, and actually I don’t think the Baryonyx starts behaving in a way that’s unquestionably hostile until after it’s hit with lava to the face (which should have killed it, but I’ll let that slide, because that’s just how lava works in this movie and most works of fiction anyway). It’s stressed and kind of aggressive, but it’s trying to escape a fiery death, so that’s not unexpected. It gets the lava on it by trying to walk to Claire and Franklin’s side of the room, which understandably has the humans scared, because it’s a big, potentially dangerous animal, but the opening of its mouth as it takes the step could be a bite attempt or it could be just to vocalize.

Going by its apparent poor health, and especially if assuming it’s a result of, or at least not helped by, being old enough to have been created already for the first park, I don’t think there’s anything in the scene indicating the Baryonyx couldn’t perhaps be mostly blind. In which case, it knows it’s in danger, but can’t see well what’s happening around it, and then something hits it and that hurts, while it can smell there’s humans around. For all it knows, the humans attacked it.

I doubt that’s what the filmmakers’ intention was, or if so it should have been made clearer, but sure, that could work.

In any case, the only exit from the room is where the humans are going, even though the bite attempts make clear the Baryonyx isn’t following Claire and Franklin just because of that. It would have been really cool if it had been the Baryonyx that actually found the way out, though, wouldn’t it? The humans expect it’s trying to get to their side of the lava flow because it wants to kill them, because of course, but no, it just smells fresh air coming from the vent and is trying to get out. We can still have suspenseful close encounter with dino jaws, though, because the Baryonyx can’t open the hatch at the top, and can’t be explained to that it needs to back off before one of the humans climbs up to open it. So it’s climb over a dinosaur up a narrow vent to wrestle open a hatch while right next to its snapping mouth (and then quickly climb out before it runs you over), or stay with the lava.

Thursday, May 9, 2019

xer thoughts

Originally posted to tumblr on July 9th 2018. Reposted here for archiving of posts I want to keep.

I’m so happy that the T. rex in the Jurassic World movies is the same as the one in the first Jurassic Park movie, because honestly I always loved her the most (though Dr. Sattler is a good runner-up for reasons decades later understood to be gay ones). It’s nice to know we’ve both made it into our thirties.

But also every time I think about the fact that she’s the same T. rex, I’m reminded of something else great.

When my siblings and I were very small around the time JP came out, we made an audio play with the premise of our own characters dealing with dinosaurs escaping from the park, because of course we did. (We made so many audio plays. We wanted to make stories, but writing takes patience and some of us couldn’t even read yet, and blank c-cassettes were cheap.) So at one point, picture tense background music, dramatic night setting, a character comes in and says they think they just saw a T. rex walking around out there! And uh-oh, they’re not that far from that new tourist attraction, Jurassic Park (which is not on a remote island in this version, obviously). There’s a T. rex in that place, isn’t there? Maybe something’s gone wrong there, and it’s run away! And then, followed one of my favorite lines of dialogue in anything I’ve ever worked on:

“But are you sure it’s the same T. rex?”

…What an excellent point. You’re right, maybe we should go ask around the neighbourhood if anyone’s missing a T. rex before making any assumptions.

But what makes it my favorite is that instead the scene just continued with the same level of seriousness and suspense following this obviously reasonable question, and it isn’t until after we listened to the play like ten years later that we found things like this about it hilarious and memorable. We’d just made it in a way that at that age made sense to us and made us happy to make. That’s so great! I’m so glad there was no one to make fun of it back when we we’d just made it, because laughing at a kid’s creation they’re proud of and serious about should basically be a crime. But, the kids who made it are us as kids, so I do laugh at it, so very much.

Like, what are the chances, after all. Of all the world’s many T. rexes.